Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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