Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My vagina is officially offended.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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