he told me I talked like a deaf person
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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