This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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