Duck Duck Cougar?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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