In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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