All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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