"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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