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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased

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(516): View more from New York

Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I

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(850): View more from Florida

Are you still giving blowjobs?

(1-850): View more from Florida

Who is this?

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(708): View more from Illinois

For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...

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(415): View more from California

I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground

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(661): View more from California

So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?

(818): View more from California

I hate you.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.

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