I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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