you guys were way drunker than both of me
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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