This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Quick, to the slutcave!
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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