Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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