Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I faked an abortion last night.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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