Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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