that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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