ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish i was in the wii world.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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