Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
