I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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