We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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