when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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