dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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