Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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