my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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