I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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