I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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