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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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