i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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