dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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