before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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