i think my tv is drunk
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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