were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
