Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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