I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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