So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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