Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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