I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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