I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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