I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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