Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Even my vagina gasped.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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