TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
babies were throwing up all over the place
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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