now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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