im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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