Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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