Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Randomize
