fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he puts the penis in happiness.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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