Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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