I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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