he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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