Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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