I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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