Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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