I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
The ass gains better be worth it
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