Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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