she woke up with a sticky ear
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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