tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
dude. I can hear the air.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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