kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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