i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Randomize
