I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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