just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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